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我靠茶言莲语拯救师尊

作者：宋绎如 更新时间：2025-06-14 17:28

大学报到第一天，闻衍听见凄厉猫叫前去察看，却不想因此被卷入了修真界。还成为了狗血渣贱虐文中主角的关门弟子。翻开原著，看着便宜师尊惨遭PUA、被逼叛出师门、最终在万鬼牢中被折磨至死闻衍：陷入沉思.jpg 即使身处异界，饭还是要恰的，命也是要保的。现成的大腿不抱白不抱，但如何让这恋爱脑大腿弃暗投他，倒真是一项技术活。好巧不巧，跟着穿书的iPad里下载了一本《茶言莲语攻略手册》。本着书籍是人类进步的阶梯的信念，闻衍认真研读剖析并积极运用于实践。于是当顾剑寒与魔尊相遇时闻衍：师尊，你好像一直在看那个哥哥啊。顾剑寒：怎么？闻衍：我好羡慕他能被师尊这样看着，不像我，只会这样看着师我靠茶言莲语拯救师尊

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他必须得回去，这里不需要他。被一群所谓的专家当成研究标本一样无微不至地关注并不是什么好事，他只想回到顾剑寒身边。 “那什么……医生，我想上厕所，能先帮我拆一下身上的线吗？这样我走不了。” 闻衍撑着坐起来，只是这样一个简单得不能再简单的动作，就受到了不小的阻力。那些交缠繁复的线路并不算什么，更麻烦的是那群把他的存在看得太过重要的医生，蜂拥而上，按住他不让他乱动。 “护士！神经内科重症监护1175号病房需要一台卧床大小便护理仪！” 再三请求之后，闻衍原本便不太热络的眼神也慢慢冷了下来。他抬眸看着这群专家，琥珀色的眼珠中像是映出了某种冷血的怪物，这间监护室也像是牢房，关押着他归心似箭的肉身和灵魂。他也有想过闷头狂拆身上的贴片和针管，但为了防止被诊断为精神病再拉去接受更加封闭的治疗，还是哽着一口气继续与这群老头周旋。 “叔叔，爷爷，大爷！这么多人呢，都看着我我怎么上厕所啊？给孩子留点隐私吧，如果换作是你们，也不愿意被人这样看着啊。” “后续的治疗和检查我都会配合的！真的！我保证！你们让我往东我绝不往西，让我抓狐狸我绝不逮鸡！人有三急，求求你们让我出去上个厕所吧！很快就回来！三

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